Q: are your mushrooms organic?
A: Technically we can’t say that, because we didn’t pay the $2500 fee to use that marketing term. If you’re asking do we use all organic inputs and refrain from using synthetic chemicals or sprays… then yes.
Q: Who made that incredible king oyster time lapse video on your home page?
Q: can i come work for you?
A: Of course you can! We'd love the extra help...wait, do you need paid? Ah. In that case, send an email to email@example.com and tell us why we need you on the team.
Q: where are you based?
A: We were founded in the Pilsen neighborhood of Chicago; The City of Broad Shoulders. These days, we far in Zanesfield, Ohio.
Q: can I come tour your workshop and farm?
A: We're happy to welcome into our space anyone who swings by for business, but presently we don't give tours. Wait for it.
Q: Who does your illustrations?
A: Our very own brilliant, intuitive, handsome, charming and funny founder, Roman Titus… and as you can tell, he also writes the FAQs in the third person.
Q: Who made all the photos on your site?
Q: Can your system grow psychedelic mushrooms?
A: Of course it can, but any jabroni with a plastic tub can grow them too. We're looking for a challenge.